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Blonde Detective Training
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
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Secret of Happy Married Life
Once Chotu asked Motu , “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”
Motu said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
Chotu asked, “Can you explain?”
Motu said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, Chotu asked Motu “Give me some examples”
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At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night.
One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.
“I want to surprise her. You see, I’m her brother.”
“Oh, she’ll be surprised all right,” said the woman. “But think of how surprised I am! I’m her mother!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Fluffy Died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbour’s pet rabbit in his mouth.
The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbours are going to hate him forever,
So, he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbour’s house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbour is outside and asks the guy,
“Did you hear that Fluffy died?”
The guy stumbles around and says,
“Um.. No.. Um.. What happened?”
The neighbour replies,
“We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!”
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk,
“Do you have any grapes?”
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks,
“Do you have any grapes?”
The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks
“Do you have any grapes?”
The clerk screams at the duck,
“You’ve come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don’t have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!”
The duck left, and returned the next day.
This time he asked,
“Do you have any nails?”
The clerk replied,
“No,”
And the duck said,
“Good! Got any grapes?”
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