Jokes
Inside The Shirt Pocket
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.”
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Control Over Wife
There were three guys talking. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while the third one remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turned to the third and said, “well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”
The third fellow said “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” They asked.
She said, “get out from under the bed and fight like a man”.
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