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The Only Chance India or Pakistan Can Win The World Cup
The Only Chance India or Pakistan Can Win The World Cup
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Guardian Angel
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, ‘If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.’ The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, ‘Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.’ The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...What do you think about Satan?
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.
One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’
The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.
It’s probably just your Dad.’
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Funny Footballer Quotes
Once they are off the field, these soccer geniuses are vulnerable to blunders. Often their remarks are funny, and they end up saying something they really didn’t mean. Here are some funny footballer quotes.
“Sometimes in football you have to score goals.” - Thierry Henry
Ok, so football is about scoring goals! Thanks for enlightening us Henry. But why only sometimes?
“We lost because we didn’t win.” - Ronaldo
Well, that was the most wonderful explanation someone has ever said. So simple and straight.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...9 Type of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Gal - “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat.
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
Old Yeller - “You goddamn spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable?”
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell.
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans.
Sickly - “Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite”
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy.
Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.
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