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9 Type of Girlfriends

Ms. Nice Gal - “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat.
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.

Old Yeller - “You goddamn spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable?”
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell.
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans.

Sickly - “Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite”
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy.
Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.

Some Rare Pictures

Pencil Art

Young Opinions About Love

Confidential Opinions About Love

“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘Dinosaurs’ is on television.” –Jill, age 6
“Love is foolish … but I still might try it sometime.” –Floyd, age 9
“Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place … We were behind a tree.” –Carey, age 7
“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” –Dave, age 8
“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” –Regina, age 10

Contradictory Proverbs

1. All good things come to those who wait.
…But…
Time & tide wait for none.

2. The pen is mightier than the sword.
…But…
Action speak louder than words.

3. Many hands make the work lighter.
…But…
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

4. Doubt is the begining of wisdom.
…But…
Faith moves mountains.

So… Which one to follow????

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