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The Wedding

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom ; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced ‘Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life..’ Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, ‘My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.’

Tank of Cards

Underwater Restaurant

One Liners For Men

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter
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There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads “We may never piss this way again.”
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Why dogs don’t marry?
Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
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What’s the diff between mother & wife?
One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Boss: I’ll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I’ll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Employee: In 3 months.
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A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?

Wall Art

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