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Visiting Grandma

admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:35:54 +0000

The Grandmother of a just got married American Desi phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. he delighted Grandma Desi started giving instructions how to come to their high rise Desi colony retirement Apartment. She started blabbering, “When you come to the front door of the apartment building inside vestibule, My son there is a push button, push it with your Elbow, I will hear and open the door from my apartment for you. You will hear the pi……pi buzz. You push the door with your Elbow and open. Enter and walk to the Elevator. Push the UP button with your Elbow and elevator opens. Enter. Push the #4 button with your Elbow carefully and elevator comes to fourth floor. Walk to the room number 420 and push the button with your Elbow. I will open the door for you.”
The polite grand son said, “Dear Grand Ma, my wife and I can handle all these, we have been born here. Don’t worry. But explain one thing, why do you want me to push all the buttons with my Elbow.”
The Grandma Desi yelled, “What? Shameless, you are coming without gifts in your hands for Grandma?”

My Wife is Poisoning Me

admin — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:34:34 +0000

A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?” The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?”

The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?” The man said yes and the Rabbi! replied, “Take the poison.”

Geman Car Parking

admin — Fri, 11 May 2012 10:33:09 +0000

Germany’s car parking lot which is built on the most contemporary state of Art techniques. Superb implementation of technology. (Real Cool stuff)

Getting Married At Old Age

admin — Wed, 09 May 2012 05:01:57 +0000

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist: “All kinds ”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about suppositories?”

Pharmacist: “You bet!”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist: “Absolutely…”

Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Pharmacist: “We sure do.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “Adult incontinance pants?”

Pharmacist: “Sure.”

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list…”

Art of Photography

admin — Sat, 05 May 2012 10:03:22 +0000

Creative Pillows

admin — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:33:38 +0000

World Record Chess Game

admin — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:37:55 +0000

World Record Chess Game (Cool Pictures)
13,000 people playing chess in Mexico City, a new world record.

Most Expensive Cars

admin — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 16:41:05 +0000

These 10 cars are the most prestigious in the world as their price ranging between US $ 400000/- to US$1500000/-
Starting from number 1 to number 10

Amazing Car Parking Building

admin — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:42:43 +0000

Snake Charmer Record

admin — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 13:16:06 +0000

A Thai snake charmer kissed 19 highly poisonous king cobras in an attempt to set a world record.