One Liners For Men
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter
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There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads “We may never piss this way again.”
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Why dogs don’t marry?
Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
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What’s the diff between mother & wife?
One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Boss: I’ll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I’ll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Employee: In 3 months.
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A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?
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