Surprised
At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night.
One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.
“I want to surprise her. You see, I’m her brother.”
“Oh, she’ll be surprised all right,” said the woman. “But think of how surprised I am! I’m her mother!”
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Fluffy Died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbour’s pet rabbit in his mouth.
The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbours are going to hate him forever,
So, he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbour’s house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbour is outside and asks the guy,
“Did you hear that Fluffy died?”
The guy stumbles around and says,
“Um.. No.. Um.. What happened?”
The neighbour replies,
“We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!”
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20 Rules in any office
1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
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