Blonde Detective Training
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
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Secret of Happy Married Life
Once Chotu asked Motu , “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”
Motu said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
Chotu asked, “Can you explain?”
Motu said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, Chotu asked Motu “Give me some examples”
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At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night.
One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.
“I want to surprise her. You see, I’m her brother.”
“Oh, she’ll be surprised all right,” said the woman. “But think of how surprised I am! I’m her mother!”
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk,
“Do you have any grapes?”
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks,
“Do you have any grapes?”
The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks
“Do you have any grapes?”
The clerk screams at the duck,
“You’ve come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don’t have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!”
The duck left, and returned the next day.
This time he asked,
“Do you have any nails?”
The clerk replied,
“No,”
And the duck said,
“Good! Got any grapes?”
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An Englishman took a business trip to New York. When he arrived, the hotel clerk asked him a riddle.
“My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn’t my brother. It wasn’t my sister. Who was it?”
The Englishman thought long and hard, but eventually gave up. “I don’t know, who was it?”
The hotel clerk responded, “It was me!”
The Englishman thought that was hilarious. He couldn’t wait to get home and tell this funny joke to his family and friends in England.
When he arrived home they met him at the airport and he asked them: “My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn’t my brother. It wasn’t my sister. Who was it?”
His friends thought and thought about it until they gave up. So, he told them, “It was a hotel clerk I met in New York.”
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