Stealing Dresses
Judge: “You admit breaking into the dress shop four times?”
Defendant: “Yes, your honour.”
Judge: “What did you steal?”
Defendant: “A dress, Your Honour.”
Judge: “One dress? And yet you admit breaking in four times!”
Defendant: “Well, your Honour, you see the first three times my wife didn’t like the colour.”
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Control Over Wife
There were three guys talking. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while the third one remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turned to the third and said, “well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”
The third fellow said “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” They asked.
She said, “get out from under the bed and fight like a man”.
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